Rules of the Lazah

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1. The Lazah cannot be dodged.
2. If the Lazah hits you, you are gone.
3. A mirror can reflect the Lazah.
4. If you look at the mirror it will break.
5. If you fire the Lazah too much it will overheat.
6. If it overheats you must fix it.
7. If you can fix it you are legion.

9. IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!

11. The Lazah malfunctioned and destroyed a lot of rules.


14. Once it's fired it can't be stopped.
15. Trying to stop the Lazah will result in rules 2.
16. Unless you have a mirror.
17. Some rules didn't get completely destro
18.OH SHI-







26. Still standing.
27. The Lazah has a secret button.
28. The secret button is a lie.
29. Rule 28 is a lie.

31. Oops you pressed the button.
32. Alt + F4 makes the Lazah target you.


35. The rules above me pressed Alt + F4.

37. The rule above me had a mac and pressed Command + Q.
38. The Lazah has been used to destroy planets.

40. A Lazah firing onto another Lazah will result in Ultimate Destruction

42. The red X is a trap don't click the button.

44. The Lazah had a manual but the Lazah destroyed it.
45. No one knows who created the Lazah.


48. The Lazah is powered by the Internetz.



52. The Lazah doesn't kill, it disintegrates.


55. If you're wondering what happened to rules 41, 43, 46, 47, 49, 50, 51, 53, and 54. They tried to defeat the Lazah but lost.
56. The Lazah can cause all Rules of the Internet to self-destruct.

58. If the Lazah was destroyed it will come back 3 days later. No exceptions.
59. If the Lazah was destroyed a second time, may the internet have mercy on your soul. No exceptions.
60. If you do not have a soul, one will be provided to you. No exceptions.


63. The Lazah made china. No exceptions
64. Rule 63 isn't 100% accurate, it could've been Bangladesh.

66. The Lazah is technically nuclear.
67. That being said, twinkies aren't affected by the Lazah's beam.