Rules of the internet 2

These are not the rules of the Internet, they are a Three Law compliant, Turing-complete, Y2K-supported, ergonomic set of rules that all compose one single rule.

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9##g_0@q__ #"4_ j*"k __*NF_g#@P". Rules of the Lazah

"9NN#gIPNL_ "b@" _2M"Lg#N@F". He Will Not Bring Back Snaks

""P@*NN#gEZgNN@#@P"". YOUR COMPUTER IS ANGRY AT YOU

1. All numbers exist in an endless loop. No exceptions.

2. the previous statement is false. No exceptions

3. there are always exceptions. No Exceptions.

4. gravity cat is never amused.

4.1. except at chuck norris

4.2. chuck norris is dead. Chuck Norris Cannot Die. No exceptions.

5. This is the REAL Rule no. 5. No Exceptions.

5.1 The previous statement is a lie.

◊. The next three rules are all false.

◊.1. The following statement is true.

◊.2. The previous statement is made of cake.

◊.3. Rule ◊. is false.

TOWNSHIP KEY #1- Dob knows why you're on your knees. ALWAYS.

TOWNSHIP KEY #2- You cannot retrieve the township key. Ever.

TOWNSHIP KEY #3- Austin cannot win a review game.

TOWNSHIP KEY #4- Tim will always make sure of #3.

TOWNSHIP KEY #5- McCartney will always lose to Lennon. Dead or Alive, either of them.

TOWNSHIP KEY #6- Nick is the one to agree with. Always.

TOWNSHIP KEY #7- If you find a township key, you did not find it.

TOWNSHIP KEY #8- The Game.

TOWNSHIP KEY #9- The "final" game!

∫. Cool Beans /B/ro.

∬. Your stalker is always watching you, no exceptions.

∭. The Midnight Game always works, except when it doesn't, then you failed and you are a faggot.

⊗. Masky is Timmy, no exceptions.

@. The enemy's gate is down, no exceptions.

ಠ‿ಠ. Moot is a fag, no exceptions.

(.)(.). Boobs are awesome. No Exceptions.

-e Unless they are disgusting.

"Crabs". Anyone named Sebastian either has crabs, or is a gay crab. No exceptions.

"Crabs ₂". Anyone named nick or any other variation of nick is also a gay crab. no exceptions.

( . Y . ) Bigger is always better. No Exceptions.

-e Unless they are saggy.

241543904. From now on all rules must be in the middle, unless they aren't. no exceptions.

DCLXVI. Roman numerals are for fags winners  cake  star wars clocks.

◻. This rule glitched and didn't submit correctly.

Slithoz. I don't get the reference. All your base are belong to us.

Slithaz. corect gramarz onn teh interwebz r forbidded, unless thay are correct. no exceptions.

Nuevo. Starting past this line are the new rules of the internet.

Nuevo₂. The old rules of the internet end here.

Lolwut. I still post HERE! So nyeh.