Rules of the Lazah

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1. The Lazah cannot be dodged.

2. If the Lazah hits you, you are gone.

3. A mirror can reflect the Lazah.

4. If you look at the mirror it will break.

5. If you fire the Lazah too much it will overheat.

6. If it overheats you must fix it.

7. If you can fix it you are legion.

9. IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!

11. The Lazah malfunctioned and destroyed a lot of rules.

14. Once it's fired it can't be stopped.

15. Trying to stop the Lazah will result in rules 2.

16. Unless you have a mirror.

17. Some rules didn't get completely destro

18.OH SHI-

26. Still standing.

27. The Lazah has a secret button.

28. The secret button is a lie.

29. Rule 28 is a lie.

31. Oops you pressed the button.

32. Alt + F4 makes the Lazah target you.

35. The rules above me pressed Alt + F4.

37. The rule above me had a mac and pressed Command + Q.

38. The Lazah has been used to destroy planets.

40. A Lazah firing onto another Lazah will result in Ultimate Destruction

42. The red X is a trap don't click the button.

44. The Lazah had a manual but the Lazah destroyed it.

45. No one knows who created the Lazah.

48. The Lazah is powered by the Internetz.

52. The Lazah doesn't kill, it annihilates.

55. If you're wondering what happened to rules 41, 43, 46, 47, 49, 50, 51, 53, and 54. They tried to team up to defeat the Lazah but lost.

56. The Lazah can cause all Rules of the Internet to self-destruct.

58. If the Lazah was destroyed it will come back 3 days later. No exceptions.

59. If the Lazah was destroyed a second time, may the internet have mercy on your soul. No exceptions.

60. If you do not have a soul, one will be provided to you. No exceptions.

63. The Lazah made china. No exceptions

64. Rule 63 isn't 100% accurate, it could've been Bangladesh.

66. The Lazah is technically nuclear.

67. That being said, twinkies aren't affected by the Lazah's beam.

70. If the lazah hits a disco ball an epic light show will occur.

71. Lazah + /b/ = Blazer. No Exceptions.

72. You can only dreams of owning the Blazer.

73. But you will never get one. No Exceptions.

75. Don't get so comfortable. The Lazah can fire at any moment. No Exceptions.

77. ...See

80. The rules that attempted to defeat the lazah, but lost, are being held in this prison. (See rule 55 for more information)

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90. Downloading...

91. Loading...

92. Initializing...

93. Removing...

94. Installing...

95. Reinstalling...

96. Uploading...

97. Updating...

98. Firmware fix complete.

99. The lazah malfunction has been patched.

100. I would like to thank the academy!

102. Skipping numbers is optional, however, note it is not the lazahs fault.

103. The lazah has never been bought, it has always been borrowed.

103.1. It currently belongs to TheJonyMyster, judging by the signature on it.

103.2. This laser was taken for the use of the Great Goomy.

104. Fresh new scent!

105. Two people were hit by the lazah the wrong way and were given all natural super lazah powers. Those two people are named shoop da whoop & dr.octagonapus.

106. With great power, comes great responsibility.

108. Silent, but deadly...

109. ...

110. ...

111. !!1!

112. The lazah enjoys mint in the summertime. No exceptions.

113. The lazah turns blue when used 48 times.

493. Even Arceus, Haruhi Suzumiya, and the Lazah itself cannot comprehend the Lazah fully.

899. The lazah has been used to give abortions.

9001. The lazah is over 9000. No exceptions.