Rules Of The Chainsaw

These are the rules of The Chainsaw.

1. You have to start it up first you idiot.

2. Your chainsaw does not make you invincible, you can still be killed.

3. You cant block the chainsaw, idiot.

4. Dont touch the blade idiot.

5. But remember, chuck norris was killed by bruce lee, so be warned.

6. Not everyone can have a chainsaw it has to be earned.

7. Newfags don't have chainsaws.

8. If everyone loves you, you dont get a chainsaw, you have to have a victim.

9. Anonymous does not have a chainsaw.

10. AFHfuckface owns all the chainsaws, send applications to him.

11. If you do not make an application, your chainsaw is null.

12. Don't use your chainsaw for sex.

13. If you do use your chainsaw for sex, do it with style.

14. Forget it, you dont have style.

15. The exception is you can fuck yourself with a chainsaw, only if you do it In Real Life.

16. Adding other elements to your chainsaw is over doing it.

17. When 2 chainsaws collide, both will break.

18. My chainsaw is bigger. No exceptions.

19. AnimeFuckHead is the chainsaw master; other opinions will be met with violence.

20. Do not use a chainsaw to cut cheese.

21. Maurice Martin is a newfag and loves small children.