Rules of the internet 3

These are the un⊗fficial Official New Rules of the Internet (also known as Rules of the internet 3). This will set a Guideline how the Internet can be structured. Politicians can not set these rules, the internet is for the people by the people. It needs to be the people that set the rules.

Rainbow. Nyan cat flew over this rule and made it purr-tiful

1. Nobody cares anymore if you talk about /b/, as long as you don't talk about Chuck Norris in a negative way.

2. Do NOT talk about Chuck Norris in a negative way.

3. We are STILL anonymous.

3.14159265358979323846. ... Always Expect us.

4. Anything anonymous does is legion.

5. Anonymous never forgives or forgets.

6. Don't get in anonymous's way, or he will turn into a horrible monster and destroy you.

7. Anonymous will ALWAYS be able to deliver. Your mail will be here next tuesday.

8. No real rules apply about posting, except any on the internet rules.

9. Nyan Cat Shits Rainbows. No Exceptions.

10. Nobody cares whos side your on, as long as your not being a newfag about it.

11. All of your problems will be forgotten.

12. Be careful about what you say because your statement can turn against you.

13. Everything can be downloaded for free on the internet. No Exceptions.

14. "THE GAME" is over 30 years old, and was made by pretentious collage students, its time to stop playing. No inception.

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16. nyan cat = poptart cat = flying rainbow shitting fluffy monster.

17. It doesn't matter how accomplished you think you are, you're a loser like everyone else when posting. No exceptions.

18. AFH, AFHfuckface, AnimeFuckHead. point is there has to be some form of leadership on the internet.

19. Some pages on the rules of the internet didn't make any sense, like the Rules of the Internet:Random posts page.

20. And some pages nobody even cared to look at, like the Rules of The Internet:Copyrights page.

21. But feel free to look at the Special:ListUsers page.

22. And nobody gave a damn about the Rules of The Internet:About page.

23. Want to know the list of current events, well here is the page Rules of The Internet:Current events

24. I didn't even know the rules of the internet had a privacy policy. Rules of The Internet:Privacy policy

25. This website has had a support page?!?! Since when?!? Rules of The Internet:Site support

26. 90% of these rules are people trying to be funny. 9% of these rules are people trying to unfunny people funnies. 1% of these rules are useful

27. If you cannot take a picture of your cat being funny, you are not going to win at anything ever again. Period.

27.8===D Your cat is funny, you're just not trying hard enough

28. You do not touch the humvee

29. Breakfast is usually the tastiest meal of the day

30. This page will always keep on being edited. It will never cease until the page is deleted. Wah wahhhh

31. Uganda sounds pretty cool

32. Justin Timberlake can out-cool anyone or anything, without even exerting any of his potential.

33. Those commercials advertising stuff for/on the internet are not what the internet was made for.

34. You cannot outsmart Chris Hansen.

35. You will always look better wearing a 500$ watch and a snappy suit. Period.

36. FUCK THIS GAME GET OUT OF MY FACE

37. No matter what you do haterz will always be hatin.

38. The date nyan cat and tac nayn collide is december 21, 2012.

39. If you really want to start an edit war just go here

40. The Rules of the Internet will be preserved for the viewing pleasure of our progeny.